Jokes!!

hmmm..for the past few days of my life...it can never seems to be better than tat!!i met great people around me...and met up with some old pals...haha..they're still the same...never change a bit...lol...jokers!!okay..tues..i went to school..hmmm...purpose of it??eat mee ta(still so nice), meet up with my seniors, and went n take my SPM cert...slownyaa~~while waiting for my seniors...i met pn goh bee peng...haizz..1st ques she asked me..why r u here...macam not welcome me ny...haha..but tat's how she talk...lol...and i said come n see u lorrr....she's laughing all the way..hmmm...same all pattern..like to tease teachers..kakaa...then i met mr. tay, mr. lee..hmmm...all never changed wan..maybe white hairs la...when my seniors were here..we ate mee ta and guess who we saw...bro mike...haha..3 of us were like trying to run away from him...so funny!!but we didnt get the chance..bro mike took his stacks of books...put it on our table..haha!!!great..no choice..had to sit with him...THERE ARE 3 THINGS BRO WILL NEVER CHANGE,

NUMBER 1: NEVER LIKE MATHS AND SCIENCE SUBJECTS
NUMBER 2: ALWAYS COMPLAINS AND GOT ANGRY WHEN HIS STUDENTS COME BACK TO VISIT ONLY MATHS AND SCIENCE TEACHERS, NOT HIM!!
NUMBER 3: THROW TABLES,BOOKS and SHOUTING AWAY IN CLASS UNTIL THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS IT

Just about he's about to sit with us...the 1st thing my senior did was to tease him...and he said,

Fren 1:heii bro, still teaching english??

(and guess what he replied)

Bro M: ohh i can teach any subject you know(bragging)

Fren 1: ohh izzit, how about addmaths?"*there goes bro michael with his face*

haha...i almost got choke on the fishball..wat the heck..and guess what...our favourite pn goh chee peng so ngam passed by...and 1 of them tried to tempt him again!!

Fren 1: bro wait ar, i think i saw my favourite teacher pn goh!!*goshh, u should see his face!!frust!!*

Bro M: Fine, it's okay..i had edi said before your SPM, you guys only come back to see your maths n science teachers...blabla..(exactly the same old stuffs he likes to say in the class)

hahah...lol..my seniors are just too *sampat* and i was laughing all the way with these jokers around...

and lastly, bro mike's favourite act..throwing tables across the class...sounds odd horr..ya..he memang odd wan...where got brother like that wan??and just he;s about to walk away...he said...

Bro M: I'm off to class already..if you hear tables flying around and shouting away, you know where i am

Us:(SPEECHLESS)

okay..the 2nd victim of the day was another sir..cannot mention his name..haha..he's famous for tipu students wan..lol..i cant believe i said it here..haha...All our teachers who met us, said one of my senior slim down...but this sir actually said in front of us, "heii..u put on weight edi horrr...and u tone down a lot..."we were like...ohh great..he didnt change a bit also...and we asked sir whether if he's sure of him or not...or is it he's refering to someone else whom he might mistaken...and he said,

anonymous: yes i remember it's him, how can i forget him, i still remember how he look like..BUT I FORGOT HIS NAME.

what a joke!!..haha..

Us: sir you sure arr??many of the teachers said he slim down worr, tone down yes la..but where got put on weight?

*he just smiled*

we continue asking him...

Us: then sir, he became more handsome o not..(hoping he say yes so that we can tease our friend)but..

anonymous: *change topic*..

what the heck...trying to make a joke out of there...haha..but he actually changed topic...

okay after 10 min, he walked away, and goshh..we were laughing non-stop...my fren said...

fren 1: dia ni sikit pun tak ubah eh?masih so good in telling lies!!

haha...and we just found out he got masters..ooppss..from this tip, u guys can know who izzit edi...haha..

fren 2: ehh betul ar the fella got masters, beli punya or fake wan...haha...

Fren 1: that's why, dunno how he got it, I still remember what he taught us, that ahli dewan rakyat can become ahli dewan negara also...haha...teach us wrong stuff he pandai...

Fren 2: yala yen yi, last time in class, he always said how good is him, and said the way he teaches in class, is how the professor teaches in university, and he's always trying to action around with his file, i still remembered he said,"i come to class and teach with my file you know"..alahhh...like la very great..i also used files to put my notes when i study...hahaha..

YenYi:haha..really ar...omg...bring file also must action eh?

*as he can still be seen at our distance*

Fren1: ehh, he nvr use file edi worr..got papers only in his hand,..why?downgraded ar?..haha..

Us:"laughing away"

btw..they're not malay fellas...they're babas...but they like to translate these jokes in malay..maybe it sounds more funny i guess...haha...hmm..now i'm wondering why these jokers can still be that smart when they're are not only ordinary jokers, but mad jokers...one of them finished their STPM with 4.0 and another 3.8...and i always thought genius like these are always nerds...haha..the 1 finished his STPM with 4.0?..had always get straight As' since,UPSR,PMR n SPM...crazy!!

after that, we had tea with mr lee..and we just had some nice chit chat...and then few of my juniors just came and say hi to me as recess bell rang edi...and one of my junior told me that bandcamp is just this weekend...great..more plans...

hmmm that nite itself..i asked one of my juniors to yamcha with me...and we talked about wat's going to happen in bandcamp...and mainly just chit chat...

yesterday?okay..i woke up at 9 smtg...but went to sleep back...until 11..then i just online, played piano..and at 2pm..i went n played badminton with my seniors again...around 7 of us...n that 2 jokers were one of us...okay..we had a lot of nice time together...and we went back at around 4 smtg...guess i'll be seeing u guys again this weekend i suppose??hmmm..most probably in bandcamp?or maybe just tonite..yamcha..bluekss...